Ratomthad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless crocodile.

Ratomthad created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ratomthad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ratomthad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ratomthad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ratomthad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.