Quagtenhunsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane wren.

Quagtenhunsaw created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtenhunsaw, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quagtenhunsaw, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quagtenhunsaw's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quagtenhunsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never wear mauve hats.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not covet oxen.