Nuttkabrot Fumhabbinbangesspagfasnad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak crane.

Nuttkabrot Fumhabbinbangesspagfasnad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkabrot Fumhabbinbangesspagfasnad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nuttkabrot Fumhabbinbangesspagfasnad, he will manifest in front of you.

Nuttkabrot Fumhabbinbangesspagfasnad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nuttkabrot Fumhabbinbangesspagfasnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear skirts.