Ominfotnill is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless fly.

Ominfotnill created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ominfotnill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominfotnill, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ominfotnill's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ominfotnill's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ominfotnill first in all things.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Ominfotnill must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not run in public.