Quimcadsabsom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental pigeon.

Quimcadsabsom created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimcadsabsom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimcadsabsom, he will turn you into a plant.

Quimcadsabsom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quimcadsabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.