Ditstipshav Yatwabhaszak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless rat.

Ditstipshav Yatwabhaszak created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditstipshav Yatwabhaszak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ditstipshav Yatwabhaszak, it will not care at all.

Ditstipshav Yatwabhaszak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ditstipshav Yatwabhaszak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.