Banpidfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced porpoise.

Banpidfarn created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banpidfarn, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Banpidfarn, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Banpidfarn's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Banpidfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Banpidfarn loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.