Huntonkbissdod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient bee.

Huntonkbissdod created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Huntonkbissdod, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Huntonkbissdod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Huntonkbissdod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Huntonkbissdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Huntonkbissdod loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Huntonkbissdod.

5. Never mention gulls.