Gabgilrul is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring wren.

Gabgilrul created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gabgilrul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabgilrul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gabgilrul's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gabgilrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Gabgilrul loves sheep, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.