Tikcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tikcad created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikcad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikcad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tikcad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tikcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tikcad on top of all buildings.