Labbasskar is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm cow.

Labbasskar created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Labbasskar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Labbasskar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Labbasskar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Labbasskar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Never talk about sharks.