Stipbestmil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional hare.

Stipbestmil created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbestmil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipbestmil, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stipbestmil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stipbestmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.