Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured hyena.

Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Dadgephotfunsawdimvontarg loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.