Kimbuntig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, idiotic bee.

Kimbuntig created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimbuntig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kimbuntig, it will not care at all.

Kimbuntig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Kimbuntig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.