Viglidtin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy dingo.

Viglidtin created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viglidtin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Viglidtin, she will manifest in front of you.

Viglidtin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Viglidtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Viglidtin on top of important buildings.

4. Viglidtin loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.