Leglad is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humorless gorilla.

Leglad created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Leglad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Leglad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Leglad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Leglad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.