Quafrakyat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever dog.

Quafrakyat created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Quafrakyat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafrakyat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quafrakyat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quafrakyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not cook food in pots.