Nadyartcen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust salamander.

Nadyartcen created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadyartcen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadyartcen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nadyartcen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nadyartcen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nadyartcen seven times a day.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.