Madfomwigleg is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented eagle.

Madfomwigleg created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfomwigleg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madfomwigleg, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Madfomwigleg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Madfomwigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed lentils to whales while wearing red coats.