Bogbingemdag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful armadillo.

Bogbingemdag created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbingemdag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogbingemdag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogbingemdag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bogbingemdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Bogbingemdag.

3. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Fast once a month.