Fengemnab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, deceitful toad.

Fengemnab created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengemnab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fengemnab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fengemnab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fengemnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt frogs.

4. Fengemnab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Fengemnab's priests.