Febloopstig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent hippopotamus.

Febloopstig created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febloopstig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febloopstig, she will turn you into a duck.

Febloopstig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Febloopstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow rings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Hide from black swans for they are unholy.