Zakpigdin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying chicken.

Zakpigdin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakpigdin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakpigdin, she will turn you into a slug.

Zakpigdin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zakpigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Worship no other gods but Zakpigdin.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Zakpigdin's priests.