Godrillist is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sage turtle.

Godrillist created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godrillist, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godrillist, she will destroy your home solar system.

Godrillist's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Godrillist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never look at stars.