Pagviddot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthinking salamander.

Pagviddot created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagviddot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pagviddot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pagviddot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pagviddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Pagviddot must be the most important thing in your life.