Pidlogkem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, confident otter.

Pidlogkem created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlogkem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pidlogkem, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pidlogkem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pidlogkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear fawn shorts.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.