Zimarmdog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind squirrel.

Zimarmdog created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zimarmdog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zimarmdog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zimarmdog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zimarmdog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never bounce in holy places.