Bithenyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical meerkat.

Bithenyarl created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bithenyarl, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bithenyarl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bithenyarl's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bithenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bithenyarl.

5. Always stare at clouds.