Vinbassbet is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering frog.

Vinbassbet created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbassbet, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinbassbet, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vinbassbet's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vinbassbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinbassbet.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vinbassbet.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.