Bafrotmetxenbumnak Nibsasveg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, caring alligator.

Bafrotmetxenbumnak Nibsasveg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bafrotmetxenbumnak Nibsasveg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafrotmetxenbumnak Nibsasveg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafrotmetxenbumnak Nibsasveg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bafrotmetxenbumnak Nibsasveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.