Labwegsan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciless squid.

Labwegsan created life two years ago.

If you believe in Labwegsan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labwegsan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Labwegsan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Labwegsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Labwegsan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.