Bosslablan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced weasel.

Bosslablan created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Bosslablan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bosslablan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bosslablan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bosslablan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Bosslablan must be the most important thing in your life.