Gettombig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering unicorn.

Gettombig created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gettombig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gettombig, she will turn you into a snail.

Gettombig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gettombig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gettombig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never wear magenta corsets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must love Gettombig.