Yattrutmegsak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless crane.

Yattrutmegsak created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattrutmegsak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yattrutmegsak, it will strike you with lightening.

Yattrutmegsak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yattrutmegsak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always help pigs in need.