Jopmighub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive fish.

Jopmighub created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopmighub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jopmighub, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jopmighub's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jopmighub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to tapirs while wearing magenta jumpers.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Jopmighub loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Jopmighub.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.