Cusstikfotwablapbonklit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate sheep.

Cusstikfotwablapbonklit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusstikfotwablapbonklit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cusstikfotwablapbonklit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cusstikfotwablapbonklit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cusstikfotwablapbonklit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cusstikfotwablapbonklit first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Cusstikfotwablapbonklit on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.
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