Gebappgep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able shrew.

Gebappgep created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebappgep, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gebappgep, it will destroy your home planet.

Gebappgep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gebappgep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never eat bark.
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