Hubpodtenwatmeghomhanbig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving chinchilla.

Hubpodtenwatmeghomhanbig created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hubpodtenwatmeghomhanbig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubpodtenwatmeghomhanbig, she will turn you into a rat.

Hubpodtenwatmeghomhanbig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hubpodtenwatmeghomhanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck brown.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.