Jenkamdav Fligcepbinrap Tofgofnurlhiggudcablan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous newt.

Jenkamdav Fligcepbinrap Tofgofnurlhiggudcablan created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Jenkamdav Fligcepbinrap Tofgofnurlhiggudcablan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jenkamdav Fligcepbinrap Tofgofnurlhiggudcablan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jenkamdav Fligcepbinrap Tofgofnurlhiggudcablan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jenkamdav Fligcepbinrap Tofgofnurlhiggudcablan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Fast once a month.