Spagbotbafgov is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong raccoon.

Spagbotbafgov created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagbotbafgov, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Spagbotbafgov, she will boil you in a big pot.

Spagbotbafgov's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Spagbotbafgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Always obey Spagbotbafgov's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help birds.
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