Hadrowquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless ant.

Hadrowquam created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadrowquam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hadrowquam, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hadrowquam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hadrowquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Hadrowquam on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.