Boppasbim is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, ruthless human.
Boppasbim created bats nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Boppasbim, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Boppasbim, it will not invite you to parties.
Boppasbim's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Boppasbim's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Boppasbim loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
4. You must never eat bananas.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Boppasbim.