Fodbegstig Botdabzen is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic wombat.

Fodbegstig Botdabzen created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbegstig Botdabzen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodbegstig Botdabzen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodbegstig Botdabzen's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fodbegstig Botdabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.