Wadhot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust dryad.

Wadhot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadhot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wadhot, it will turn you into a rat.

Wadhot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.