Godfonneg Pibcinxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective capybara.

Godfonneg Pibcinxuck created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfonneg Pibcinxuck, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godfonneg Pibcinxuck, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Godfonneg Pibcinxuck's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Godfonneg Pibcinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must love Godfonneg Pibcinxuck.