Godquimbab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring skunk.

Godquimbab created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godquimbab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godquimbab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Godquimbab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godquimbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not take Godquimbab's name in vain.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always obey Godquimbab's priests.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.