Labfob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Labfob created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labfob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Labfob, it will be very sad.

Labfob's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Labfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Put Labfob first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.