Giddamken is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful hare.

Giddamken created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddamken, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Giddamken, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Giddamken's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Giddamken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.