Cetcebnill is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional jellyfish.

Cetcebnill created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcebnill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetcebnill, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cetcebnill's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cetcebnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.