Yattinnabponbidzanfumdim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart goblin.

Yattinnabponbidzanfumdim created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattinnabponbidzanfumdim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattinnabponbidzanfumdim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yattinnabponbidzanfumdim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yattinnabponbidzanfumdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never paint your feet fawn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.
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